aren't I nifty?

Please notice the horrible pooka  shells hanging on my BEAUTIFUL door handle (hey, I had to fight for that handle, I like to think it ups the classy-ness of my bathroom).  CAN YOU SAY I WENT TO HAWAII AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY NECKLACE?

So I think I'm super cool when I layer things (I guess I feel like I'm actually trying. . .) and I felt extra-awesome putting plaid AND stripes together! I mean COME ON?! '90s grunge and Coco Chanel all in one outfit?! WIN, and people didn't even look at me funny. . . maybe I should have added some heels. . .